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The Amusing PL Quotes thread
eclipSEverity Tue Nov 29, 2011 6:40 pm
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Re: The Amusing PL Quotes thread
Businesss Tue Nov 29, 2011 8:19 pm
AHEM.
*le gathering a bunch of quotes within the past ten minutes
I found these amusing.
Maybe not amusing so much as absolutely retarded.
The genius known as MetaK.
Note: Some of these quotes were edited to remove pure stupidity that is unrelated.
*le gathering a bunch of quotes within the past ten minutes
I found these amusing.
Maybe not amusing so much as absolutely retarded.
- Spoiler:
- [6:09:00] MetaK.: I got to meet magan fox and i told her that i would fuck her
[6:14:00] MetaK.: Im gonna hack his server and everytime u log on ur gonna be greeted by a huge picture of a penis
[6:18:46] MetaK.: [6:18:24] @WillSO: skype -> click and drag your box file from your desktop to me<--im getting horny off of this conversation
[6:38:49] MetaK.: Im the gayest non-gay dude
[6:39:00] Closet: ....????
[3:34:12] MetaK.: Im in america so i should be in school right now
[3:34:19] MetaK.: Highschool
[3:34:19] WillBRO: wish you were...
[3:40:19] MetaK.: so close to beating 020
[3:40:26] 020150370: but u didnt
[3:40:32] MetaK.: yeah i kinda noticed
The genius known as MetaK.
- Spoiler:
[6:12:12] @WillSO: I've never used Kill.
[6:12:17] Aquaaa: I have
[6:12:19] Aquaaa: Got 3 years for it
[6:12:23] Aquaaa: *Puntime*
[3:42:13] Aquaaa: I meant that, how can a robot have a flesh wound
[3:42:15] eclIpseverity: ubarz pl0x?
[3:42:19] Aquaaa: When it has no flesh
[3:42:25] WillBRO: it's a reference to monty python.
[4:24:48] HeavyLobster: You have much to learn in the arts of randomocity, young dogfish.
[4:24:49] WTF.....BOOM: i has ur color
[4:24:49] WTF.....BOOM: :D
[4:25:58] HeavyLobster: Too many capital letters, for example, is more annoying than it is random like a flock of pizza cutters flying past the window of a Greek gyro.
[4:26:25] HeavyLobster: And you need to use more geoducks in your material.
[6:23:05] businesss: Nobody knows how to spell Khangaskhan
[6:23:10] businesss: me included
[6:23:10] Closet: Khengiskahn
[6:23:13] Closet: no
[6:23:15] RAWRRchomp: Kangashkan.
[6:23:17] businesss: GHENGISKHAN
[6:23:17] MetaK.: Khangaskan
[6:23:18] Closet: Kenghiskahn
[6:23:20] @WillSO: Kangaskhan
[6:23:33] RAWRRchomp: lol...
[6:23:34] @Serioussss: Kangashkan is god like in T10
[6:23:34] Closet: I know its khan
[6:23:34] MetaK.: We sound like a bunch of arabs
[6:30:54] MetaK.: Im gonna name my son dieareah
[6:31:55] Aquaaa: I think you need to lrn2spell diarrhea
[6:32:29] businesss: You need to learn to spell aqua!
[6:32:33] businesss: ONE A
[6:32:36] Closet: um
[6:32:38] Closet: Two*
[6:32:38] businesss: lol
[6:32:43] businesss: oh, fuck you
[6:40:14] @Serioussss: I picture googled "MetaK" and second pic was about a two flies having sex
[6:30:46] Closet: oh and some black chick I knew
[6:30:51] Closet: her name was Abcdef
[6:30:54] Closet: NOT EVEN KIDDING
Note: Some of these quotes were edited to remove pure stupidity that is unrelated.
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Re: The Amusing PL Quotes thread
Chumpy Sun Dec 04, 2011 12:31 am
Just random quotes I've seen on PO. Some of these are paraphrased cuz I don't remember them exactly.
Me: There's no homoerotic subtext at all, right?
Brett Robins: Can't spell subtext without buttsex
RAWRRchomp: -is spooked-
DarkentheSkies: -is utterly terrified-
AU: -jizzes-
Brett Robins: Why do people tell you to grow a pair of balls? Balls are weak and soft. Grow a vagina, those things can take a pounding.
...more to be added.
Me: There's no homoerotic subtext at all, right?
Brett Robins: Can't spell subtext without buttsex
RAWRRchomp: -is spooked-
DarkentheSkies: -is utterly terrified-
AU: -jizzes-
Brett Robins: Why do people tell you to grow a pair of balls? Balls are weak and soft. Grow a vagina, those things can take a pounding.
...more to be added.
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Re: The Amusing PL Quotes thread
Chumpy Tue Dec 06, 2011 12:26 am
Professor Paradox: who wants to fuck?
Pein: me
i murdered Pein: me
[10:17:09] i murdered Pein: but i did have a boyfriend once [10:18:20] i murdered Pein: oh IT WAS ONLY ONCE, and he didnt penetrate >.>[10:24:44] i murdered Pein: its only gay if u swallow [10:25:02] i murdered Pein: or ur balls touch....or u make eye contact
^
^
New ones
Pein: me
i murdered Pein: me
[10:17:09] i murdered Pein: but i did have a boyfriend once [10:18:20] i murdered Pein: oh IT WAS ONLY ONCE, and he didnt penetrate >.>[10:24:44] i murdered Pein: its only gay if u swallow [10:25:02] i murdered Pein: or ur balls touch....or u make eye contact
^
^
New ones
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Re: The Amusing PL Quotes thread
Businesss Wed Dec 07, 2011 8:24 pm
[6:22:56] Carnavas: :D
[6:22:57] businessss: :D
[6:22:59] @Corn: :D
[6:23:03] Carnavas: D:
[6:23:07] @Corn: :D
[6:23:07] businessss: D:
[6:23:09] businessss: :D
[6:23:12] @Corn: D:
[6:23:14] businessss: D:
[6:23:14] Carnavas: D:
[6:23:28] businessss: :D
[6:23:29] Carnavas: :D
[6:23:32] @Corn: C-C-C-C-OMBO BREAKER!!!
[6:23:34] @Pizza Fish: c-c-c-COMBO BREAKER
[6:23:34] @Pizza Fish: DAMMIT
[6:23:35] businessss: FUCKER
[6:23:35] Carnavas: :<
[6:23:38] @Corn: NINJAD
[6:23:40] @Pizza Fish: FU
[6:22:57] businessss: :D
[6:22:59] @Corn: :D
[6:23:03] Carnavas: D:
[6:23:07] @Corn: :D
[6:23:07] businessss: D:
[6:23:09] businessss: :D
[6:23:12] @Corn: D:
[6:23:14] businessss: D:
[6:23:14] Carnavas: D:
[6:23:28] businessss: :D
[6:23:29] Carnavas: :D
[6:23:32] @Corn: C-C-C-C-OMBO BREAKER!!!
[6:23:34] @Pizza Fish: c-c-c-COMBO BREAKER
[6:23:34] @Pizza Fish: DAMMIT
[6:23:35] businessss: FUCKER
[6:23:35] Carnavas: :<
[6:23:38] @Corn: NINJAD
[6:23:40] @Pizza Fish: FU
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Re: The Amusing PL Quotes thread
Businesss Wed Dec 07, 2011 8:57 pm
[6:56:35] @Pizza Fish: [6:45:18] The topic for #main is: main channel [6:45:19] @Serioussss: i have 2 cocks
[6:56:42] ------mirror------: [6:56:34] redrage gyrados: serioussss how do you get a poke ball
[8:25:30] King UltraMonkey: I will rape the next person to talk
[8:25:43] @Imanalt: go ahead and try fag
[8:25:45] businesss: LOL
[1:13:32] MetaM.: 1. homosexual. 2. of, indicating, or supporting homosexual interests or issues: a gay organization. 3. having or showing a merry, lively mood: gay spirits; gay music. 4. bright or showy: gay colors; gay ornaments. 5. given to or abounding in social or other pleasures: a gay social season.
[1:13:42] MetaM.: I'm the second definition.
[1:13:52] MetaM.: Wait.
[1:13:53] MetaM.: Wut...
[1:13:55] MetaM.: No.
[1:13:59] MetaM.: The third one.
[1:14:06] w32: lul
[1:14:17] BUSINESSS: ......................LOL
[4:26:50] phoopes: v gay
[4:26:55] de: miss
[4:26:58] AU: miss
[4:27:00] phoopes: fuck
[4:27:02] de: LOL
[4:27:04] phoopes: SHIT!!!
[6:56:42] ------mirror------: [6:56:34] redrage gyrados: serioussss how do you get a poke ball
[8:25:30] King UltraMonkey: I will rape the next person to talk
[8:25:43] @Imanalt: go ahead and try fag
[8:25:45] businesss: LOL
[1:13:32] MetaM.: 1. homosexual. 2. of, indicating, or supporting homosexual interests or issues: a gay organization. 3. having or showing a merry, lively mood: gay spirits; gay music. 4. bright or showy: gay colors; gay ornaments. 5. given to or abounding in social or other pleasures: a gay social season.
[1:13:42] MetaM.: I'm the second definition.
[1:13:52] MetaM.: Wait.
[1:13:53] MetaM.: Wut...
[1:13:55] MetaM.: No.
[1:13:59] MetaM.: The third one.
[1:14:06] w32: lul
[1:14:17] BUSINESSS: ......................LOL
[4:26:50] phoopes: v gay
[4:26:55] de: miss
[4:26:58] AU: miss
[4:27:00] phoopes: fuck
[4:27:02] de: LOL
[4:27:04] phoopes: SHIT!!!
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Re: The Amusing PL Quotes thread
Chumpy Sat Dec 17, 2011 7:41 pm
The topic for #main is: main channel
.Not Hawntah: I enjoy wax baths and dipping my face in warm sour cream
.Not Hawntah: I enjoy wax baths and dipping my face in warm sour cream
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Re: The Amusing PL Quotes thread
Businesss Tue Dec 20, 2011 5:11 pm
[03:04:05]Lord Mustache: Try putting "I used to be a" into google
[03:04:11]Lord Mustache: shocking results
[03:04:19]Lord Mustache: yes quite
[03:04:11]Lord Mustache: shocking results
[03:04:19]Lord Mustache: yes quite
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Re: The Amusing PL Quotes thread
Businesss Fri Dec 23, 2011 3:13 pm
[01:06:58]@HaWNtAh: *eats gum*
[01:07:06]@HaWNtAh: *chokes on cum*
[01:07:07]Gary.Oak: *throws fareed empty pack of gum*
[01:07:08]@HaWNtAh: *gum
[01:07:09]@HaWNtAh: >.>
[size=9][02:37:32]businesss: [02:36:38]Hitsugaya Toushiro: I have to work out now. Bye, everyone. P.S: Work out = Fap -.-
[02:37:37]- pandaw -: i spy a tiger
[02:37:40]businesss: --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------^
[02:37:43]- pandaw -: with some dogs
[02:37:47]businesss: dawgs*
[02:37:55]businesss: OMG, PERFECT ARROW!?
[02:38:02]- pandaw -: no
[02:38:03]- pandaw -: lol
[02:38:11]businesss: yeah, it was/
[02:38:14]businesss: .*
[02:38:15]Imamod: nope
[02:38:21]- pandaw -: wanna see it on my screen?
[02:38:24]businesss: no
[02:38:32]Imamod: panda's screen is wrong
[02:38:34]Imamod: as always
[02:38:55]- pandaw -: http://tinypic.com/r/54sz78/5
[02:38:56]- pandaw -: orly
[02:39:16]businesss: YARLY, FEGGIT
[02:39:18]Imamod: -pulls out his beretta-
[02:39:36]businesss: Pandaw seems to have made his...
[02:39:38]businesss: *shades*
[02:39:39]businesss: point.
[02:39:40]Imamod: baretta*
[02:39:43]businesss: YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAH
^THIS WAS BRILLIANT AND YOU KNOW IT
[01:07:06]@HaWNtAh: *chokes on cum*
[01:07:07]Gary.Oak: *throws fareed empty pack of gum*
[01:07:08]@HaWNtAh: *gum
[01:07:09]@HaWNtAh: >.>
[size=9][02:37:32]businesss: [02:36:38]Hitsugaya Toushiro: I have to work out now. Bye, everyone. P.S: Work out = Fap -.-
[02:37:37]- pandaw -: i spy a tiger
[02:37:40]businesss: --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------^
[02:37:43]- pandaw -: with some dogs
[02:37:47]businesss: dawgs*
[02:37:55]businesss: OMG, PERFECT ARROW!?
[02:38:02]- pandaw -: no
[02:38:03]- pandaw -: lol
[02:38:11]businesss: yeah, it was/
[02:38:14]businesss: .*
[02:38:15]Imamod: nope
[02:38:21]- pandaw -: wanna see it on my screen?
[02:38:24]businesss: no
[02:38:32]Imamod: panda's screen is wrong
[02:38:34]Imamod: as always
[02:38:55]- pandaw -: http://tinypic.com/r/54sz78/5
[02:38:56]- pandaw -: orly
[02:39:16]businesss: YARLY, FEGGIT
[02:39:18]Imamod: -pulls out his beretta-
[02:39:36]businesss: Pandaw seems to have made his...
[02:39:38]businesss: *shades*
[02:39:39]businesss: point.
[02:39:40]Imamod: baretta*
[02:39:43]businesss: YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAH
^THIS WAS BRILLIANT AND YOU KNOW IT
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