Solve the Above Problem With Violence

This game was stolen from another forum, but I don't see a copyright so.

The purpose of this game is to prove that sometimes, violence can, in fact, be the answer.
Basically I will post a problem, then the next poster will post a solution-- a violent solution. Violence can range from smacking a tree to blowing up a planet, but don't go overboard and get too detailed (not too gorey).
The poster, after coming up with a viable solution, will then present his or her own problem for the next person to solve.


Problem #1
This place needs more users.

This is hardly a game D:
But i suppose i can solve this >
We go around stealing children, tieing them up, then we cut off their hands and whip 'em a few times.

You have to make up a new problem

My bad <_<

Those children wont get off my damn lawn D:<

Run outside and throw them forcefully into the street.

You just killed the kids.

Shuckles are beasts. They just... kill things beyond all reason.

Challenge said shuckles to a childrens card game, then as the victor (because everyone knows pokemon can't play card games), trap them inside and light the building on fire, heating their berry juice into a gas and causing it to expand, making them explode.

The problem:
Nobody is posting problems.

I smack you all.


New problem:
I just d/c'd, derp

Disconnect problem? NO PROBLEM! Fly plane to Europe, kidnap all PokemonExperte people, lock them in a room, and beat them every time server goes down or d/cs anyone.

New Problem: All these annoying cameramen and reporters keep getting in the way of your pokemon battles, and they're challenging you when you're trying to EV train.

Take those damn cameras and microphones, and stick them right up their anus', causing them to bleed internally, and they die from the flu.

New problem. I have AIDs

Aquaaa wrote:Take those damn cameras and microphones, and stick them right up their anus', causing them to bleed internally, and they die from the flu.

New problem. I have AIDs

Kill you and then you don't have AIDs anymore (just the deads)

New Problem: Your penis is too small.

get a rope, get a truck, put 2 and 2 togather gg

people try to convert you to the catholic religion go

shuckieee wrote:get a rope, get a truck, put 2 and 2 togather gg

people try to convert you to the catholic religion go

Prove to catholics they too can walk on water by smashing their face into a frozen pond or other frozen body of water.

New Problem: You just got raped in the anus.

DO A BARREL ROLL WHILE KICKING THE RAPIST IN THE FACE!

New problem:
My desktop is frozen.

Kick it in the face

New problem: Plasmanubs on AvP

Punch your computer, hoping they will feel it in their balls.

New problem:
They didn't and you smashed your computer